Name: Alfie Montague Danger-James Position Aboard The Ship: Port Lecturer/Lecturer, Speaker, DICTATOR Date of Birth: September 29th, 1962, 7:06 PM Age: 45 Place of Birth: Transylvania Medical Center, Transylvania, Romania Gender: Male Residence: Danger-James Estates, 1313 Aberdeen Road, Transylvania, Romania 66661 Nationality: Romanian, Jewish
Family:Father: Alfred P. Danger-James, Mother: Eliza Danger-James, Twin Brother: (unknown)
Education: - Transylvania Day School of the Beloved Sister Mary Aloysius Poppins - Transylvania Heights Junior High school - Transylvania Heights High School - Transylvania Community College - Romanian Academy of Medical Science
Extracurricular Clubs/organizations:
Transylvania Heights H.S.: - Secretary, Vice President, KRB (Keep Romania Beautiful), 2 years - President, Neurology Enthusiast Club, 3 years - Frankenstein Appreciation Organization, 2 years - Rugby Team, 1 year - Swim Team, 2 years - Drama Club, 1 year - Science Club, 4 years - T.H.H.S. Werewolves' Cheer Squad, 1 year - Landscaping, 2 years - Greenhouse Club, 2 years - Library Student Staff, 2 years
Romanian Academy of Medical Science: - Phi Beta Kappa, Delta Phi - Werewolf Conspiracy Theorists Organization, 4 years - President, Neurology Organization, 2 years - Member of the Whiffenpoofs Frankenpoofs all male A cappella choir of R.A.M.S., 3 years - Internship at The Brain Depository of Transylvania, Romania, 1984-1986
Degree(s): Neurology, Bachelor of Medicine, Pharmaceutical
Occupation: Professor of Medicine, Dean of Neurology at the Romanian Academy of Medical Science (Fired Retired), Scientist
[ No, I'm not Roger... but I do own him. No you may not have him. And I already have a co-owner for him, thank you.] [Everything below this was made by Julie. Because she rocks.] [Does Alfie really exist? Of course.]
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